February 2012
apriki:
omg you crazy frenchman i just want to take you out to a post hangover brunch and stare at your academy award winning face over croissants
oh my god this guy on my facebook news feed just posted a status about how he isn’t ashamed to say that he loves brokeback mountain even though he’s straight and he thinks it’s honestly the best depiction of true love in a movie and i don’t know him but i want to like it WOULD THAT BE WEIRD
martinvanger:
looking at your blog the day after a liveblog is like waking up with a hangover and trying to work out what happened the night before
harrypotterybarn:
we live in a world where darth vader has an oscar.
god bless america.
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operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
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victoryjobs:
“I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye,” said Kanye to a mural of Kanye wearing an airbrushed Prada t-shirt of Kanye holding a photo of Kanye in front of Kanye’s mirror as a rocket ship full of Kanyes soared overhead.
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7u7:
why everybody talking about oscar
underneaththesestairs:
god bless the cast of bridesmaids and their penis jokes
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mollystearns:
What if the Academy ask Leonardo DiCaprio to present Best Actor next year
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Harry Potter is the Supernatural of the Academy...
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canadians: american people are so annoying
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
cjludd:
the oscar for best rdj
goes to rdj
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underneaththesestairs:
i miss anne hathaway in various sexy outfits shouting about lesbians while james franco was high as a kite
harrypotterybarn:
robert downey jr needs to have sex with me right this instant
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talesfrombeneathyourmom:
ROBERT DOWNEY JR. FOR KING OF EVERYTHING
god bless robert downey jr. and everything he choses to be
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churchofcheesus:
some people want it all
but i don’t want nothing at all
if it aint you baby
if i aint got you baby
some people want diamond rings
some just want everything
but everything means nothing if i aint got you
HOW DID THAT GUY NOT BREAK HIS BACK JUST NOW????
mirror-of-erised:
‘never seen hugo’ blog ’ 2k12
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Anonymous asked: whoreblersmythe(.)tumblr(.)com/post/18357314034/hugo-is-the-modern-family-of-the-oscars
peevesthepoltergeist:
is Hugo the Modern Family of the Oscars
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blainiacs:
bradley cooper looks like a dirty porn star
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fallingintothedenouement:
fallingintothedenouement:
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured...
holy shit i thought this was real and i started to tear up because i love the wizard of oz so fucking much
i still need to see the help oops
remember that time that christian bale didn’t look like jesus?
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hughjackedman:
I’m getting all emotional because I just really love movies
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harrypotterybarn:
and the award for being snubbed for everything for the past ten years goes to…
HARRY POTTER!!!
Harry Potter is like the Leonardo Dicaprio of the Oscars.
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kurtcoblainechel:
“And loose enough to show you’re a lady,” Jennifer Lopez says as I can almost see her nipple
Spoiler Alert.
hiddlesfiddlesfassy:
Nicolas Cage teams up with Leonardo DiCaprio, and they steal the Oscars.
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FORREST GUMP AND TITANIC HERE COME THE WATERWORKS
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kissedmequiteinsane:
A moment of silence because Harry Potter has gone ten years without an Oscar.
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